AwesomeSauce

I had THE best 21st birthday ever! Every text & line dropped on my facebook made it special, so thanks guys!

Everybody should get to hit the sauce a little hard on their 21st birthday, don't you agree? Just incase you find yourself in a new city on a Friday, Saturday night or even a Wasted Wednesday or Thirsty Thursday, don't worry I got you covered.

Take your fine self over to Where The Fuck Should I Go For Drinks & figure where you're going the fuck out!

A quick preview: 

How To Walk Your Human

Makes Me Laugh

Tastefully Offensive

Have you ever been in an argument where you knew you were on the losing end & one intelligent, perfectly phrased insult could have saved your ass? Fear not, that will never happen to you again. 

Don't thank me, thank Tastefully Offensive for their Shakespearian insult kit, you paunchy, unchin-snouted flirt-gill. 

Real Men Don't Lol 2

Real Men Don't LOL

Attn: All Underage Drinkers

YOU'RE WELCOME. 

Me Against Them, via Pinterest

Giggles & Shits

Hehehe, relateableblog is sortof rife with angsty teenager bull, but some of these posts are pretty funny. 

Life Changer

I wish you had been here to see my face when I absorbed this tidbit of info. This is life changing. Don't care that it's plane & sort of ugo, it's too amazing not to share. 

Moustache Makes The Difference

This has been floating around in my open tabs for well over

a week. I figured it's time to move on. Via UberSuper.

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Anne Hathaway Gets After It.

Okay so she doesn't after get after anything. But damn she can rap her ass off ("in the style of lil wayne"), it's kindof scary actually. 

BITCH I KNOW THAT YOU FROM JERRRSEY.

Whale Seks.

Yeaaahh buddy! If you don't laugh at this, you have no joy in your soul or possibly just don't have a soul. Which means you are probably a ginger. So good luck on that. 

Adele, Getting Punked.

Do yourself a favor & watch both of these to the end, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Spoiler alert...

So.. If you are in the mood & you don't have boyfriend, what you do?
I... go to sleep
But you have to do it!
No, you don't have to do it. 
But it's good for you.
It's good for you but you don't have to do it.... I don't really want to talk about masturbating to you and these cameras. 
I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing... You're talking about sex all the time!