Sleigh Bells

Ladies, gentlemen:

Do you want to feel 6 feet tall without the pain of high heels or the squish of a jock strap up your ass? Come one, come all, I can grant you your wish! Plug in your earbuds & strut down the street like a proud weekend drag queen or like you're walking on the face of that chick you hate, to the sound of Sleigh Bells. Try to imagine an inyourface punk crossing their genetic code with a dose of Nicki Minaj's fierce juice. Kindof like a punk-rap.

No? Well, I tried. 

Also, I more than kindof want to be her. Gorgeous!

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